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Good Tuesday morning to you!
 

Here’s a little something for you to debate around the Thanksgiving table other than vaccinations, Rittenhouse or how to part your hair. Maybe you have heard. It has to do with Santa’s reindeer. They are all female — and pregnant.

Yes, it’s true. Well, maybe.

Dasher. Dancer. Prancer. Vixen. Comet. Cupid. Donder (yes, Donder). Blitzen. All of them could be making baby reindeer — and the experts say they know this because of the antlers (or lack thereof).

Male reindeer apparently shed their barbs just after the mating season, which is in early December. So, with that in mind, a male reindeer would not have antlers on Dec. 24.

Most female reindeer keep their antlers throughout the winter. This is because pregnant females use them to dig for food through the snow. Those who know say female reindeer lose their antlers just before giving birth.

Now, of course, you can’t have pregnant reindeer without male reindeer (or a bunch of complicated science), so the guys do have something to do the with the process. They just aren’t members of Santa’s high-flyers on Christmas Eve.

There is another possibility, again according to those who know. Since castrated reindeer don’t lose their antlers, Vixen and company could be male, meaning that those mischievous elves might have some sharp knives and yet another task at Santa’s Village.

Some of you may be wondering about Rudolph, the little, red-nosed reindeer that saved Christmas. He may be the only male that pulls Santa’s sleigh. How do we know for sure? Well, we don’t, but in Robert May’s original cover art on his 1939 book, Rudolph is not sporting antlers at all, which leaves the possibility open.

If this leaves you all a bit bewildered, you are not alone. I am going with the idea that Santa’s reindeer are a mix of pregnant females (Dasher, Vixen and Cupid) and castrated males (Comet, Donder and Blitzen). I am undecided on Prancer and Dancer.

Throw that around with some turkey and cranberry sauce this Thanksgiving.

Have a terrific Tuesday, and thanks for reading.

Shane Goodman
President and Publisher
Big Green Umbrella Media
shane@dmcityview.com
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Your Clear Mortgage forecast from Jason Parkin

Today will be warmer and breezier than yesterday, and tomorrow will be similar. Chillier weather returns for Thanksgiving as our roller coaster ride of temperatures continues. Dry weather looks to persist into next week.

For help with preapprovals or refinancing, get in touch with Jason at parkin.mortgage

 
Things To Do
 

Tuesday, Nov. 23
“Mystery Science Theater 3000 LIVE: Time Bubble Tour”
At: Hoyt Sherman Place, 1501 Woodland Ave., Des Moines
Info: Comedy/humor; www.hoytsherman.org

 
The Score
 
NFL: Tampa Bay 30 Giants 10
 
 
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FROM KCCI: Bipartisan bill aims to level beef price playing field

AMES, Iowa — Consumer beef prices are nearing a record high, but that money isn't necessarily landing in the pockets of farmers across the state of Iowa and the country. ...READ MORE FROM KCCI

FROM WHO-TV: Johnston teacher’s resignation comes after legislator’s personal attack against his inclusive classroom

JOHNSTON, Iowa — Neal Patel is in his third year as a physical science teacher in the Johnston Community School District and says he is fed up with local politics and its personal attacks on how he should do his job.  READ MORE FROM WHO-TV

FROM WOI-DT Local 5: Traveling for Thanksgiving? Here's the forecast across the nation

An unusually quiet stretch of weather is ahead, but there will be some activity in a few parts of the country... ... READ MORE FROM WOI-DT Local 5

 
CITYVIEW's Best Of Des Moines 2021
 

Nearly 14,000 votes were cast in the 2021 CITYVIEW Best Of Des Moines readers' poll.

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Personalities
 

100-year-old wood featured in Connollys’ home’s updates

By Rachel Harrington

Jeannie Connolly has lived in her home since 2006. Three years ago, she married Stephen Connolly, and he moved into her home with her after serving as a U.S. Navy Seabee for eight years and in the U.S. Air Force National Guard for six more years.

“We both grew up in Earlham and were high school sweethearts,” shares Stephen. “Now, 20 years later, we have reconnected and picked up our relationship where we left off.”

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Birthdays and Notables!
 

Happy Birthday to these celebrities:Miley Cyrus, Nicole Polizzi, Bradley Steven Perry, Lucas Grabeel, Robin Roberts, Lia Marie Johnson, Kevin Chamberlin, Maxwell Caulfield, Chris Hardwick, Doris Burke, Rick Bayless

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Poll of the Week

Which would you prefer?

A white Christmas
A green Christmas

 

Have you ever taken a photo with a Polaroid camera?

Yes - 95%
No - 5%

 
Morning Chuckle
 
YESTERDAY'S RIDDLE:

What animal hibernates standing on its head?

YOGA BEAR. Sending in their guesses were Rex Post, Gail Tomlinson, Judy Anderson

TODAY'S RIDDLE

What kind of plates do they use in space?

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