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Wednesday, Aug. 17, 2022
Good Wednesday Morning to You!

As a child, I was a fan of Peter Criss, the then-drummer of the rock band KISS who wore the Cat Man makeup.

My dad owned a gravel and excavation company and bought Caterpillar equipment. As such, the dealer provided him with hats, shirts and duffle bags with the CAT Diesel Power logo on them that were wardrobe items for my brothers and me.

My three-letter name for the top scores on the Asteroids arcade game was always CAT.

I even wore Puma shoes, in part, to keep the CAT theme going.

Despite all those feline references of my youth, I prefer my world today without cats. I don’t horribly dislike them. I just prefer a cat-free home. My life wasn’t always like this. I used to own a cat. Two, actually.

Jolene and I inherited the first cat from her retired parents, who were heading south for the winter. It was an “adopted” cat that simply lived outside their home. Her dad made a wooden box home for it (called the “cat house,” affectionately), and they fed it regularly. The cat’s name was D.C., which was short for “damn cat.” Her parents hauled the box over to our home and asked us to watch over it for a few months. We did, and we started to like that damn cat, so much so that we let it in the house. That was our first mistake. It didn’t scratch anything or jump on tables or counters, but it did use the spare bedroom as its litter box. Ugh.

When her parents returned from their own southern sandbox, they wanted D.C. back. We obliged. Then I went to the shelter and brought home a kitten named Reggie. That was my second mistake, as I not only adopted a kitten but a few hundred fleas, too. I learned the perils of giving a cat a flea bath, and I have the scars to prove it. I also discovered how to flea bomb a home. Fun stuff.

Despite all this, I really don’t mind cats. What I don’t like is cat urine. Unfortunately, one comes with the other, despite a cat owner’s best efforts. So we came to the conclusion that we needed to leave the cat life behind us, and moving out of state seemed like the perfect time to do that. We found good homes for both cats, and we have spent the last 20-plus years cat-free — except for those KISS albums, my CAT hat, my arcade initials, and my Puma shoes.


Have a wonderful Wednesday, and thanks for reading.

Shane Goodman
President and Publisher
Big Green Umbrella Media
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Happy Birthday Sharon Vickery!

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Morning Chuckle
The answer to yesterday's riddle:
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Today's Riddle

What did a Michigan official say after construction workers found a mastodon skeleton? — submitted by Jolene Goodman

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